Topical Pickup Lines

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Apr 18, 2009 10:03am

Let's thaw our old relations and get hot and heavy tonight.

Apr 11, 2009 12:22pm

Are you a pirate? Because you've taken the captain of my heart hostage

Nov 25, 2008 8:51am

$600 billion still couldn’t buy me enough of your mortgage-backed assets.

Nov 9, 2008 8:42pm

I can tell you’re into me because I’ve been conducting secret raids into your heart for the past 4 years.

Nov 9, 2008 2:17pm

You’re just what I need to get my motor running again

Nov 2, 2008 10:59pm

I know the unprecedented number of people in line to hit on you must get tiresome, but I gotta believe my drink counts.

Oct 27, 2008 3:43pm

How about we head back to my place for a little prid quo pro?

Oct 25, 2008 11:46am

Forget what our friends will think — let’s go rogue tonight.

Oct 22, 2008 9:34am

Is that an exploding tanker truck in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Oct 20, 2008 9:21pm

If I were a NASA engineer, I’d build a spacecraft to check you out for 45 days and explore the stars in your eyes.

Oct 19, 2008 8:06pm

I don’t usually endorse girls like you, but you’ve got a transformational figure.

Oct 18, 2008 6:35pm

I’m facing a crisis of confidence, which requires me to inject some liquidity into your banks.

Oct 9, 2008 5:05pm

Girl/Boy, I’m falling for you like the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

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