April 2009
2 posts
Let's thaw our old relations and get hot and heavy... →
Are you a pirate? Because you've taken the captain... →
November 2008
4 posts
$600 billion still couldn’t buy me enough of your mortgage-backed assets.
I can tell you’re into me because I’ve been conducting secret raids into your heart for the past 4 years.
You’re just what I need to get my motor running again
I know the unprecedented number of people in line to hit on you must get tiresome, but I gotta believe my drink counts.
October 2008
7 posts
How about we head back to my place for a little prid quo pro?
Forget what our friends will think — let’s go rogue tonight.
Is that an exploding tanker truck in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
If I were a NASA engineer, I’d build a spacecraft to check you out for 45 days and explore the stars in your eyes.
I don’t usually endorse girls like you, but you’ve got a transformational figure.
I’m facing a crisis of confidence, which requires me to inject some liquidity into your banks.
Girl/Boy, I’m falling for you like the Dow Jones Industrial Average.